For Mr.Bean Fans

> > > For Mr Bean fan...!
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> > > 1) MR. BEAN SEE A DOCTOR :
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> > > Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
> > >
> > > Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
> > >
> > > Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
> > >
> > > Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
> > >
> > > Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
> > >
> > > Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
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> > >
> > >
> > > 2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
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> > > Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
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> > > M! r. Bean : 9
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> > > Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
> > >
> > > Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the
> figure,
> > > the
> > > answer is 6!!
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> > > 3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
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> > > Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
> > >
> > > Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
> > >
> > > Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
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> > >
> > > 4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
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> > > Friend : What are you looking at?
> > >
> > > Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
> > >
> > > Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
> > >
> > > Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
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> > >
> > >
> > > 5) MARRIAGE:
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> > > Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
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> > > Mr. Bean: 16
> > >
> > > Friend : Why?
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> > > Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4
> > > worse.
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> > > 6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
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> > > Friend : How was the tape you borrowed! from me, is it Ok?
> > >
> > > Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't
> > > see any picture.
> > >
> > > Friend : What tape did you take anyway?
> > >
> > > Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
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> > >
> > > 7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
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> > > Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
> > >
> > > Friend : condolence, my friend.
> > >
> > > (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
> > >
> > > Friend : what now?
> > >
> > > Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
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> > >
> > > MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
> > >
> > > Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs
> > > because
> > > of a power failure.
> > >
> > > Mr. Bean : That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for
> > > 3
> > > hrs.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 9) SPELLING LESSON:
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> > > Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c
> > > or two c?
> > >
> > > Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure!

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Mr. Bean Short AGIAN!